Dr. Screwloose
I am now officially a MAD SCIENTIST!!! I have completed my training, which included getting paid to make slime (the glow in the dark variety), silly putty, build and shoot a rocket, comets, burn things, play with dry ice... well you get the picture :-D. Today was the final day of training, and we had to finish creating our personas for mad science. Adam Maczik is not employed as a Mad Scientist... oh no... That is a job for... duh duh DUH!!! Dr. Screwloose... Hold on... I will get him for you... hes a pretty crazy guy.
HELLO!!!! My name is Doctor Screwloose. I am a MAAaaad Scientist *Crazy grin and spin around*. I know you are all excited about science if you are reading this, but are you excited about MaaaAAaaAAaaaD science? *Thunder Crash*. A little about myself... I like to moonlight as a regular old physicist who is getting his teaching degree but I will tell you a secret *whisper* its only an act for my MAAaaAAAAaad science . Now, I come from the artic tundra that is Michigan, and I do all my crazy experiments in my Ice Fortress in the U.P. If you ever see my arch nemisis, Prof. Too Uptight, you let me know... I will sick my robot chicken on him... well that is if he ever gets out of the shop. Every now and then, my best friend Arnold Swarzenegger will swing on by. He is a stickler for the rules, so you better behave. Well I gotta run... I have a beaker thats about to overflow, and I would hate to miss seeing that!
Thanks, Dr. Screwloose. Anyway, he's a really crazy guy. I hope the kids like him... the other Mad Scientists seemed to. Arnold did make an appearance and boy did he have the folk rolling on the floor. Well other than that, things are the same... fencing LOTS, writing papers LOTS, working LOTS, sleeping...some. I am excited about the game this weekend and I look forward to meeting up with a bunch of Michigan Alum at the Thirsty Lion, the bar that we all hang out at (I guess). I do have to say that I miss hanging out with all of you, and every now and then I get lonely for my Michigan friends. But I am glad to hear that alot of you are doing well. Okay... time to make dinner, and go check on the doc... make sure he isn't getting into too much trouble. Adios!